gvoot:

benedict cumberbatch doing (6) ice bucket challenge(s) [x]

I live for this day.

realniggaannouncements:

I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion  

zootedboy:

i swiped my card at mcdonalds like please GOD! if youre real let this transaction approve and it did and i was like well i need more proof thanks though

rinconextrano:

Lars and the Real Girl (2007)

thesleepingfawn:

awwww

thesleepingfawn:

awwww

Oppression is as American as apple pie.

Audre Lorde

volunruud:

every time i do it makes me laugh

volunruud:

every time i do it makes me laugh

incurablylazydevil:

The Princess Bride vs Sherlock | Part 1 (Part 2)

teddylupin:

date a boy with blonde hair. date a boy with impeccable fashion taste. date a boy with a huge house. date a boy with magic. date howl.

incurablylazydevil:

The Princess Bride vs Sherlock | Part 2 (Part 1)

bonus:

Crush

Ada Limón


Maybe my limbs are made
mostly for decoration,
like the way I feel about
persimmons. You can’t
really eat them. Or you
wouldn’t want to. If you grab
the soft skin with your fist
it somehow feels funny,
like you’ve been here
before and uncomfortable,
too, like you’d rather
squish it between your teeth
impatiently, before spitting
the soft parts back up
to linger on the tongue like
burnt sugar or guilt.
For starters, it was all
an accident, you cut
the right branch
and a sort of light
woke up underneath,
and the inedible fruit
grew dark and needy.
Think crucial hanging.
Think crayon orange.
There is one low, leaning
heart-shaped globe left
and dearest, can you
tell, I am trying
to love you less.

wannyy:

This was actually uploaded to PornHub. That’s how good it was. Just saying.

wannyy:

This was actually uploaded to PornHub. That’s how good it was. Just saying.

overlypolitebisexual:

you come into my house, you disrespect my problematic fave


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